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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup)

princekind:

ask-bobbi:

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

*wiggles antennas*;3 

what the hell are you 

lubricates:

when a hot person says they are tired of being single

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unshaped:

when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room

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spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

encourage:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

"i love you so much please don’t ever leave me you’re all i’ve got baby"

- me to mashed potatoes (via neyopets)
wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him